Bite Me!

Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
Student: Yeranguya !

What is the similarity between Krishna Jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.

How do flies communicate?
e-mail

What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu

What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out :-P

Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam?
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliya sapda mudiyaadhu.

LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu?
Yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee (Manam = Wedding)

Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya pora?
Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.

Oru English therinja maadu(cow) theatre pakkam porathu. Anga theatre kadhavai kadikka arambichuduthu! Yen?
Enna, Kadhavula "Pull"-nnu ezhudhirukku.

Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam?
Gandhi Non-violinist. Vaidyanathan Violinist.

Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?
Bala Tiruppura Sundari

Independenceday-kkumRepublicday-kkum yenna vidyasam?
Sumaar, anjara maasam.

What is the opposite of PENGUIN ?
AAN KING (!)

Q:Pura(Dove) kittayum, Anil(Squirel) kittaiyaum letter anupicha edhu correcta poi serum?
Anilthan, yenna adhu kittathan Pin Codu Irukku.

A: What is the opposite of MAZHAI MEGAM
Mazhai may not come!!

Teacher: What is the opposite of Area?
Student: Yeranguya !

Aravindswamy-kku opposite enna?
Aravind did not see me.

Which city does not respect Vijay?
Vijayawada

What is the difference between mosquito and fly?
Mosquito can fly, but fly cannot mosquito.

Oru room ku ulla oru e poyi ukkaruthu. How you say it in English?
INSAT 1B

Rani tells ilavarasan, nee poyi andha Raajyathai vendru va. How does she tell it in English?
Govindaraj (Go win the Raj)

Meen saapidum podhu mullu kuthaama irukka enna pannanum?
Kaalle seruppu podanum

LOL!